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Nathan G-Chats me on Friday afternoon to suggest we start our weekend inhaling dumplings in Chinatown.

During dinner, he tells me more about a girl he's just begun seeing. He's excited—they've just had their first sleepover on Wednesday, which is always nice.

But he didn't sleep well in her bed. He'd been positioned awkwardly and was now nursing a kink in the neck. He's right.

We decide there is no time like the present—especially since we're in Chinatown. We stroll around the neighborhood, the stench of fish markets overtaking everything.

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Shortly thereafter, a slightly older woman emerges and summons me back. I follow her through a beaded curtain to a hall with a bunch of doors, one of which she points me through. She tells me in broken English and hand gestures that I should disrobe, don a towel, and lie down on the table. She leaves the room so I can strip down to my privates in private.

Let me be clear here: I did not expect any sort of funny business at this point.

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Before this experience, I have only ever had massages from my mom's go-to practitioner, a woman named Faye who only speaks English—and a lot of it—while she's working on you. Thinking of Faye, I take a stab at conversation, asking the woman how long she's been giving massages.

I come to when she taps on my side. I pull my head from the table's donut and Older 4 massage w extras digest that she is motioning for me to turn over onto my back.

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They'd diligently researched their destination and strolled in the door knowing they'd get a rub 'n' tug.

One claims to have had sex with his masseuse, but I can't verify that. I'm the only one who has had it happen without any discussion.

For a moment, I find it funny that she's putting a condom on me for a hand job. I've never heard of such a thing.

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That jerkoff doesn't want to talk to me about how we just got jerked off. I don't pause for her reaction. I go home and take a nap.

The party is enjoyable. I get very drunk and somehow end up at a woman's apartment. This excites me, as it does not happen all that often. The going home with a girl part. Not the "very drunk" part.

That happens all the time. I understand. I refrain from telling her that I can't get one up not because of my whiskey consumption, but because I have shot one off at the hands of a masseuse mere hours earlier.

I wake early and exchange groggy goodbyes with the woman. I meet Nathan and some other friends for brunch. Since mawsage of the group has seen me leave the party, they grill me about the rest of the night.

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