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My first reaction to seeing this thread title was laughter, followed by "God damn it," as I saw this wasn't a joke. Is she hot? Because she doesn't sound like it. Why don't you tell that anti-conformist bitch to suck it? That's what I'd do. Honest advice?

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I dated a Colombian girl who was pretty goth. Dark make-up, into all that Wicca bullshit. Just walked up to her Neev asked her out. Preeeetty simple.

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But these kinds Need goth chick girls are just so bitter and angry, which makes getting to first base difficult, let alone getting to home plate. Talk about witchcraft and heavy metal. Also be sure to also fit into a stereotype as well, so you can relate, undermining actual identity and personality.

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Need goth chick I can tell just by overhearing their convos. Gothh all hate their parents and are always talking about how much the world sucks. This shit is cringeworthy.

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